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SkoomaKi

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  • Number of visits : 11488
  • Number of comments : 1781
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About SkoomaKi : (Skuu-ma-kee)

Lurked since early 2010, then I finally decided to make an account in 2011.

I like all regular commenters =)

Enjoy my tales.

The Moderators - Stories tell of Gods who walk among the FML commenters, keeping peace and prosperity throughout the community.

Perdix - Some say he is commenter who has been here since the beginning of FML, even the universe.

DocBastard - Legends tell of a medically fascinated doctor. Not much is known about him, just his intellect.

NoorFML - No one knows much about her, except her relations with Ezio (her husband). She is also a ninja.

Baustigt - Tales tell of an owner just as crazy as her dog. The dog, named Dula, can destroy worlds.

KyleeKay – Myths explain this girl’s obsession with the workings of human emotion. Her rational and ideal advice is wise to follow.

ManInTheMachine – A cyborg whom's consciousness is formed by it's computer program forming random code.

SkoomaKi's page activity

Visits<b>optimusic</b> - 7 minutes ago<b>RockyLovesARacer</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:02pm<b>Hooorror</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 3:09pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:44pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 8:38am<b>SuperDani</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 1:46am<b>b5b0n36</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 1:07am<b>Chrysic</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Sam611001</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 1:45pm<b>Blashay18</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:41pm<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 9:05am<b>midnight1890</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 12:01am<b>Fluffyturtle21</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:32pm<b>hwhayes01</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 2:29am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:27pm<b>igottapee</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:21pm<b>xanhx</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 7:37am<b>Kyxul</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 11:23pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 2:38pm<b>b5b0n36</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 7:08am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:00pm<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 6:54am<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 9:35pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 9:22am<b>igottapee</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 7:31am<b>ADOG2645</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:18pm<b>stingray112</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:16pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 9:03pm<b>jojocircus19</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:04am<b>Michaelaarnett</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:50am<b>minkyman1935</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 2:36pm<b>HowlingFire</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:24pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 6:52am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:23pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 11:30pm<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 12:55am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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SkoomaKi's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

by creepystalkerguy / 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy