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SkoomaKi

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  • Number of visits : 9495
  • Number of comments : 1781
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About SkoomaKi : (Skuu-ma-kee)

Lurked since early 2010, then I finally decided to make an account in 2011.

I like all regular commenters =)

Enjoy my tales.

The Moderators - Stories tell of Gods who walk among the FML commenters, keeping peace and prosperity throughout the community.

Perdix - Some say he is commenter who has been here since the beginning of FML, even the universe.

DocBastard - Legends tell of a medically fascinated doctor. Not much is known about him, just his intellect.

NoorFML - No one knows much about her, except her relations with Ezio (her husband). She is also a ninja.

Baustigt - Tales tell of an owner just as crazy as her dog. The dog, named Dula, can destroy worlds.

KyleeKay – Myths explain this girl’s obsession with the workings of human emotion. Her rational and ideal advice is wise to follow.

ManInTheMachine – A cyborg whom's consciousness is formed by it's computer program forming random code.

SkoomaKi's page activity

Visits<b>teenagedropout</b> - 16 hours ago<b>URBeingLied2</b> - yesterday at 6:58am<b>_VerSus_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:08am<b>SpectreZ</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 7:14am<b>gavthewarealpaca</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 5:42am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:22am<b>CharlieViescas</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:48am<b>399</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:59am<b>igottapee</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 1:31am<b>ADOG2645</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:13pm<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:29pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 4:57pm<b>that1dude1</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:58pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:42pm<b>Myeyesbleed</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 11:11am<b>Baustigt</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:59pm<b>ajk168</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:35am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 4:30pm

Fucked!<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 9:22am<b>igottapee</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 7:31am<b>ADOG2645</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:18pm<b>stingray112</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:16pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 9:03pm<b>jojocircus19</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:04am<b>Michaelaarnett</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:50am<b>minkyman1935</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 2:36pm<b>HowlingFire</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:24pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 6:52am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:23pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 11:30pm<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 12:55am<b>Myorafield</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 3:09am<b>bps2007</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:08pm<b>marigavino</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Val0</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 2:54pm<b>Venister</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 6:08am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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SkoomaKi's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

by creepystalkerguy / 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy