About SkoomAddicted : 'Ello, I am SkoomAddict, if you don't know what Skooma is just google it. I'm a pretty serious gamer...currently playing GTA V, like most other people. If I have anything to say about it is, Trevor is the best character ever created in the GTA series. But other then that, I've been on here for quite a while, just don't like to make a whole lot of appearances. If I do it's probably viewing some one else's profile. I'd comment but I rarely have anything to say. So yeah...
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SkoomAddicted's favorite FMLs
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
by Purplexus / 01/02/2014 at 9:13am / Turkey (Ankara) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/01/2014 at 12:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Money
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by tortured / 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Work
by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by sister sister / 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
by LadyLola / 11/25/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
by fuggers :/ / 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
by spooked / 11/22/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
by thatsnotacat / 11/21/2013 at 12:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by I don't know, son / 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Haberdashing / 11/13/2013 at 3:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- Today my dog left a present for me at the top of the stairs. I didn't turn on the lights when I was… Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he never wanted to get married again. I told him in the… Today, I found out what it's like to have all my ex's living in the same apartment complex. So far…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…