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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 698
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18754) - you deserved it (6425)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm - love - by strictly cum prancing (woman) - United States

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML


I agree, your life sucks (72091) - you deserved it (10738)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34452) - you deserved it (6313)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40129) - you deserved it (11670)

On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36853) - you deserved it (2666)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49750) - you deserved it (5114)

On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58112) - you deserved it (3272)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44873) - you deserved it (3612)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12956) - you deserved it (42227)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML


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On 12/02/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

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