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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About SissyRae18 : I love my boyfriend my dog and two cats.. I have ADHD and have a tendency to get off track.. Umm I like the angry birds games a lot!! And umm UNICORNS!! I love unicorns :3 I like to open out to people but that explains why I don't have many friends.. Still trying to find out why I have a boyfriend :)

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by nowimbroketoo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I couldn't move without people talking to me about the "Royal Baby". It's like it's actually going to have an effect on my life. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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