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About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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TODAY,HILE BAGGING MY GROCERIES AT A STORE, A LADY CAME OVER TO ME, TOOK A GOOD LOOK AT THE FOOD I'D BOUGHT, PICKED OUT AN ITEM AN PUTTED IT IN HER BAG. WHEN I CONFRONTED HER, SHE CALLED SECURITY ON ME AN TOLD THEM I WANTED TO STEAL HER STUFF. I GOT THROWN OUT AN SHE WALKED AWAY WITH A SMRK. FML

#20736762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49716) - you deserved it (3221)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:35am - money - by what_the_hell (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, a customer broke my nose fir refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (2954)

On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49604) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today , I have pink eye in both eyes , the stomach vrus , and a cold. I'm also sitting at work cuz mah boss "doesn't believe in sick days."

#20735203
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52714) - you deserved it (3406)

On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on , I jumped into mah car to drive home , but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guessho's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33202) - you deserved it (16239)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47198) - you deserved it (4792)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two yeres and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." fat FML

#20734761
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39199) - you deserved it (5340)

On 06/19/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by RoyallyGrossedOut (woman) - United States

Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home . I was subject to abuse from customer fir closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager fir not being done . My actual bar manager fired me fir closing early . FML

#20734756
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46389) - you deserved it (3841)

On 06/19/2013 at 3:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43042) - you deserved it (20448)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today , mah daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying 4 her chemistry final. FML

#20733887
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43304) - you deserved it (6642)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML

#20733830
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56289) - you deserved it (5325)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML

#20733745
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54670) - you deserved it (8966)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States

Today, I was visiting mah childhood home, and I checked out mah old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. fat FML

#20733333
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (6652)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)

Today I cut my own bangs. I pullad too much hair to tha front and andad up giving mysalf a mullat. maga FML

#20733203
124 comments

Today I was planning on having sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time so I asked mah roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through mah roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

#20733192
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58592) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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