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Sir_drink_alot

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Sir_drink_alot

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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