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SirFawkes

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 495
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SirFawkes's favorite FMLs

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

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