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  • Number of visits : 5011
  • Number of comments : 540
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirEBC : Anything, and I mean virtually anything, you want to know about me can be found at sirinz.org/forum
But if you know who I am then you probably already know about the forum, because I don't comment much here under this name anymore. You can also see Schizomaniac. He seems to know me quite well.

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SirEBC's favorite FMLs

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (1394)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22609) - you deserved it (1574)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31661) - you deserved it (3290)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37363) - you deserved it (19312)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41331) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27440) - you deserved it (8049)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44256) - you deserved it (3963)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38843) - you deserved it (5337)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44425) - you deserved it (8875)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27562) - you deserved it (2205)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8618) - you deserved it (40214)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (14919)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (14919)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (14919)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51422) - you deserved it (8228)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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