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About SirEBC : Anything, and I mean virtually anything, you want to know about me can be found at sirinz.org/forum
But if you know who I am then you probably already know about the forum, because I don't comment much here under this name anymore. You can also see Schizomaniac. He seems to know me quite well.

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Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (1561)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bd!! When I pokd my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out an clawd me in the face!! Now I have a gash on my chin, an my son refuses to go anywhere near his bd!! FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

TODAY, I GOT MUGGED BY A GUY WHO WAS THREATENING ME WITH A STAPLER . FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (8032)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.

#18123413
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (5234)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure" . Her husband was in the room . FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43185) - you deserved it (8713)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (40114)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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