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SirDirtyRedD

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SirDirtyRedD

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SirDirtyRedD
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About SirDirtyRedD : Country guy raised in florida and texas mainly all though iv lived in 23 states and im only 18

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SirDirtyRedD's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45344) - you deserved it (14383)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (5016)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14191) - you deserved it (53326)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

#1345
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11526) - you deserved it (36853)

On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)



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