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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 19 posted

About SirDirtyRedD : Country guy raised in florida and texas mainly all though iv lived in 23 states and im only 16

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Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42772) - you deserved it (13570)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (4589)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (50740)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)

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