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Sinful1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1649
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sinful1 : I guess I'd say I'm pretty average.
I'm a gamer
Like to hang with friends
Go to movies
Watch TV
Ect

Wanna know anything else just ask I enjoy meeting new people

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Sinful1's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

#21086753
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42175) - you deserved it (36430)

On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11677) - you deserved it (76615)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37465) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27932) - you deserved it (6650)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57165) - you deserved it (8305)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53410) - you deserved it (22493)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21441) - you deserved it (94085)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37826) - you deserved it (4635)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117524) - you deserved it (7096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43103) - you deserved it (6017)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46620) - you deserved it (4391)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (7578)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40602) - you deserved it (6262)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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