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Sindy

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Sindy

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2233
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as always, I'm dating ona of tha faw grlsho, without fail, always finishas frsthan wa gat intimata. Sha's also ona of thosa grlfriandsho doasn't want to continua onca sha's dona.

#20542189
193 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to discover that looool the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML

#20535419
104 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44505) - you deserved it (9241)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that sex with mah husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an looool orgasm than let him continue. FML

#20199068
130 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY, JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, MY BOYFRIEND WHISPERED, "CUM, MY PRECIOUSSSSS" INTO MY EAR, IN HIS SCARILY ACCURATE GOLLUM VOICE. I THINK MY CLITORIS JUST ABOUT WITHERED AWAY IN DESPAIR. FML

#20165510
121 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went down on mah girlfriend 4 the first time. I thought it was all going really well , until I looked up a minute or two in , only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words , "You really r an idiot , aren't you?" FML

#20144510
136 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
102 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, WE GOT NEW SEATS IN CLASS TODAY!! THE GUY PLACED NEXT TO ME, TURNED, LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE, AND SAID, ( THE BALLS ARE THE WARMEST PLACE ON THE BODY ) WHILE HIS HANDS WERE IN HIS PANTS!! I'M STUCK NEXT TO HIM 4 THE REST OF THE SEMESTER!! MEGA FML

#20140711
86 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says , ( This is wat I usd in my day. )

#20140057
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML

#20139353
127 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to putted mah clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
164 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

2dayhile driving with puppy in the passenger seat , he jumpd out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (5528)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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