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Silver_Shadow
  • Town/Country : NYC
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (68773)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

#828379
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16564) - you deserved it (57695)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

#801391
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17560) - you deserved it (62023)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

#797984
200 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

#797923
95 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Jamie (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

#584648
48 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by casey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
992 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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