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by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by musicislife1337 / 01/08/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML
by Anon / 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by FroggyGirl888 / 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by blah / 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…