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Silveera

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Silveera

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6857
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Silveera : Point Blank, I'm a goth.

Silveera's page activity

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Silveera's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

#21519471
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (1281)

On 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm - misc - by 99jellybean (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

#21518877
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16606) - you deserved it (6030)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:47pm - misc - by lookwhereyasittin - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML

#21517791
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18852) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm - love - by Septy (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20086) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML

#21516540
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18082) - you deserved it (2603)

On 01/18/2016 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (12984)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML

#21511511
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22371) - you deserved it (2013)

On 01/04/2016 at 7:21pm - misc - by this is impossible (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

#21510144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (1774)

On 01/01/2016 at 9:28am - work - by fucking fuck off (man) - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20342) - you deserved it (1266)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

#21504934
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (1804)

On 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

#21504013
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (2403)

On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

#21503969
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (1609)

On 12/15/2015 at 10:15am - health - by sparkus -



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