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Silveera's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML
by FartMyLife / 08/11/2016 at 7:34am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
by Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To / 08/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous
by sayno2mermaids / 08/03/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
by ButItWasRareDad! / 08/03/2016 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, while taking out a jar of mayonnaise, it slipped from my hand, landing on its lid, exploding, and covering both of my dogs from head to tail in it. Terrified, they fled, leaving a trail of globs of mayo. After cleaning both dogs and the house, they both threw up from eating too much mayonnaise. FML
by Jay703 / 08/02/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by CinnamonBunny / 08/02/2016 at 9:27am / Love
Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Foolish / 07/18/2016 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my dad told my mom to hurry up or they'd miss the start of their concert. She said "I'm coming, I'm coming..." and without thinking, I blurted "That's what she said." They're super religious, and I'm now grounded till January. FML
by cody4prez / 07/15/2016 at 2:23pm / Miscellaneous
by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work
Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, my driving instructor was over 30 minutes late and when I texted him to ask where he was he…