About Silly_Lilly6969 : I'm 18
One Piece XD
I love Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson.
Reading is probably the only thing that makes me happy.
70's, 80's and 90's music
About Silly_Lilly6969 : I'm 18
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Silly_Lilly6969's favorite FMLs
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by afraid of flying too / 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by myfavoritesgouda / 06/24/2013 at 1:20am / United States (New York) / Work
by Will this stupid fad ever end? / 03/06/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Work
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm / Miscellaneous
Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML
by homersgirl / 09/30/2009 at 4:28am / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
by pummy / 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML
by Dumbfuck / 09/25/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by turnoff / 09/17/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by 0ros / 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2009 at 10:25am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
by keepsmiling / 09/02/2009 at 7:19am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Intimacy
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
by chelserusera / 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…