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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SillyGirl4602 : My name is Jess. I live in Connecticut but I'm moving to Boston next year. I'm a bartender and I love my job! I'm a die hard Red Sox fan. I hate close-minded people. Don't be rude or try to pick a fight with me because I don't care enough to fight back. I love meeting new people so feel free to message me!

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Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML


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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML


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On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

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