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About SillyGirl4602 : My name is Jess. I live in Connecticut but I'm moving to Boston next year. I'm a bartender and I love my job! I'm a die hard Red Sox fan. I hate close-minded people. Don't be rude or try to pick a fight with me because I don't care enough to fight back. I love meeting new people so feel free to message me!

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Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6571) - you deserved it (27070)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

todayhile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, ( I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out. ) He then stared at me until I left. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

today mah grlfriend got into the Christmas cheerhile giving me a hand job, smashing mah nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells!! FML


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On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's househen I got a call from mah parents . They told me to come home immediately . Panicking, I rushd home . My dad pulld out a clear tube filld with drid leaves . They accusd me of having marijuana . It was catnip fir mah kitten . FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I tipped our waitres at dinner. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

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