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by Crashed / 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
by nevergoingtopeeagain / 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by #isthisthepoundkey? / 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by AML / 10/31/2013 at 10:30am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by BaconLover / 10/28/2013 at 12:58am / Japan / Love
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
by overly nationalistic redneck / 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies". FML
by littlekellilee / 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Animals
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML
by somethingblue / 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just… Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced…