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SilentScreamer
  • Town/Country : Bullhead City, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SilentScreamer : Username? Made this account when I was like 13-14ish.
Age? I'm 19.
Name: Aneesa (UH-KNEE-SUH)
Not Muslin.
Ok. Later.

Kik: AneesaReva

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Today, I got fired from my job at an age care facility because I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf, blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." FML

#20842873
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45695) - you deserved it (2486)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60265) - you deserved it (3061)

On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30322) - you deserved it (2355)

On 03/20/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by cheeseburglar_9000 (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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