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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SilentCat : Longtime lurker on FML - the laughter helps pass my days at work!

I believe in trying to get along with everyone... and that people should use proper grammar and punctuation :P

I've watched enough live surgery over the last few years to last me all 9 lives, and enjoy reading DocBastard's blog :)

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Visits<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 12:14am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:33am<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 10:17am<b>kjrothgeb29</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 8:31am<b>RockyLovesARacer</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 2:12pm<b>monisv</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:57pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 9:09pm<b>YellowKettleBell</b> - the 01/21/2014 at 8:48pm<b>virgilcole505</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 1:44am<b>sCrEaMiNgToAsT</b> - the 08/23/2013 at 4:20am<b>KLeePrice</b> - the 04/26/2013 at 8:05am

Fucked!<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 6:14am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:33pm

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SilentCat's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love