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About SilentCat : Longtime lurker on FML - the laughter helps pass my days at work!
I believe in trying to get along with everyone... and that people should use proper grammar and punctuation :P
I've watched enough live surgery over the last few years to last me all 9 lives, and enjoy reading DocBastard's blog :)
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Friday 3 July 2015