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SierraaaNicoleeeSierraaaNicoleee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4020
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About SierraaaNicoleee : Feel free to message me.
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Visits<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:24am<b>eightbithero</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:40pm<b>ksbrdkntr</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:07am<b>Ky_kyle</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:33am<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:18am<b>obas</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:54pm<b>jokesonyou1</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:58pm<b>bryce0110</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:41pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:50am<b>BusyDelaying</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:09am<b>M3talJunki3</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:48am<b>PePziNL</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:04pm<b>feetlvr</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:50pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:25pm<b>amish</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:17pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:05pm<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 12:32pm<b>stumpygremlin</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:43am

Fucked!<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:19am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:32pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:13pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:25pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:04am<b>Amitsagar</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:59am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:21am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:12pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:25am<b>devinthomas</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:40am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:25am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:43am<b>colvindj</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:25am<b>DOBF</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 11:53pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 2:19am<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:16pm

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SierraaaNicoleee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

#20026361
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (7518)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

#20022923
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (3907)

On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

#20022504
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16945) - you deserved it (34895)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

#20018901
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (1859)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

#20018436
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37095) - you deserved it (5036)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

#20018268
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24714) - you deserved it (1478)

On 08/13/2012 at 4:06am - health - by stupid_airbag (man) - Australia

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34466) - you deserved it (2135)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

#20014872
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (2713)

On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

#20011651
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26901) - you deserved it (2535)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:33pm - health - by flatfoot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

#20009878
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18003) - you deserved it (41152)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (3353)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (2412)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33945) - you deserved it (3195)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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