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SierraaaNicoleee

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SierraaaNicoleeeSierraaaNicoleee
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4896
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Visits<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 1:04am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 10:50am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 11:02pm<b>thecoolcoder</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 7:17am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:26pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:31pm<b>moldehbread</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 9:35am<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:15am<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:49pm<b>hunter1019</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 9:55pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:12pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 10:28pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 12:34pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:16pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 8:12pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:44pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:11pm

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SierraaaNicoleee's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

by atleastshelldiefirst / 10/12/2012 at 8:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

by Katie / 10/09/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2012 at 1:31am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML

by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

by Skidmark Sally / 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

by Can you say "bandwagon"? / 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML

by MexicanMe / 09/14/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Miscellaneous