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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Sierra7211 : I'm a ski instructor in the winter, and I'm on the women's varsity golf team-- Regional Champs, baby!! I'm the people editor for my school yearbook, and I'll be a senior once school starts again in the fall. I also play the banjo and drive a PT Cruiser, so if you were getting the mistaken impression that I'm cool, that should clear things up ;)

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Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML


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