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SiaJoy

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SiaJoy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SiaJoy : In love with someone I can't call my own~

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Visits<b>chuchusheep</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 9:07am<b>outrigger1990</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:37am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:02am<b>Vodyn</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:28am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:37am<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 12:29am<b>ragingwaffle</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:30pm<b>10220706</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:02am<b>GOLD3NxWARRIOR</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:23pm<b>ameliaruth09</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 7:07am<b>kawayi</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:33pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 5:40am<b>fantasyE</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:23am<b>lsheldon2018</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:31pm<b>Mewling_Quim</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:54am<b>loveestt</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:25am

Fucked!<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:37am<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:33pm<b>chuchusheep</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:40pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:48pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:11am<b>Flippier999</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:33am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:26am<b>RA91</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 2:17am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:25am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 7:53am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 4:44am

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SiaJoy's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54858) - you deserved it (4814)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

#20671220
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48254) - you deserved it (5093)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML

#20657087
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (39684)

On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (3146)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

#19731681
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15826) - you deserved it (19072)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14263) - you deserved it (56309) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12179) - you deserved it (32565)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52341) - you deserved it (9987)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

#8972575
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2473)

On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (13374)

On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15624) - you deserved it (48981)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

#115837
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44574) - you deserved it (9916)

On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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