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SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 227890
  • Number of comments : 404
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SiLveRStaRLIGHT : I love Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club. I like Kingdom Hearts, Sims 3, The Last Remnant, Silent Hill, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Nana, all that stuff. I'm also a yaoi fan, which suggests that I support same-sex anything.

I guess you could say I'm a nerd. And before you comment on how I look, yes, I would say I'm not pretty, but not ugly as hell either; it's also not my fault that I didn't get the good GENETICS from my parents. I'm also 90 lbs, and 5 feet tall, so I'm not fat either.

I support people not being stubborn and closed-minded towards other people and their beliefs, hobbies, interests, religion, sexuality, and/or race. But there's always a handful of assholes who decide to pull the "Douchebag" trigger. Oh well.

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Today, I was romantically cuddling with mah boyfriend. looool He looked deep into mah eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but u have the most adorable freckle on your face..." Blushing, I tilted mah head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

#4044013
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46789) - you deserved it (6605)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:29am - love - by acnegirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45668) - you deserved it (26312)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I Was Walking Around In A Park When I Pass Some Kids Playing Soccer. One Of Them Kicks The Ball As Hard As He Could At Me. Luckily I Catch The Ball. Then I Drop Kick The Ball, Intending To Say "go Get It." Instead It Ricochets Of A Nearby Tree And Hits Mah Face. FML

#4028166
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16889) - you deserved it (42330)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , ma family invitd a bunc of tere friends over fir a party. At some point tey decidd to play some ome videos from many years ago. In one of tem , I was 7 , I said , "Look Mommy! I can make ma pee-pee bigger by doing tis!" Everyone saw an laugd. FML

#4027991
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43762) - you deserved it (3983)

On 07/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was mah dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50922) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I woke up from te worst nigtmare I've ever ad!! After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend in detail ow bad tis dream was e told me to "put on my big girl panties" an make im breakfast!! real FML

#3998024
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (12609)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I opanad soma small cuta brthday gifts at mah boyfriand's housa. As wa laft to go out , ha slippad ma a Tiffany box and said ha wantad ma to opan it in privata. Flushad and axcitad , I opan it to fina a ziploc fillad with hair. It was his mustacha I had baan bagging him to shava fir months. FML

#3997843
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35254) - you deserved it (19028)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I movd into university residence... looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I startd chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool... and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

#3984590
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (10023)

On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57579) - you deserved it (8183)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18288) - you deserved it (70233)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72300) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather ary assistant went to prep me for an extraction!! She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood!! She was trying to pull out ( that werd wre thing )!! In other words, my permanent retainer!! FML

#3958624
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63708) - you deserved it (2454)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

#3956685
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45594) - you deserved it (5191)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101716) - you deserved it (15919)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)



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