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SiLveRStaRLIGHT
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 224055
  • Number of comments : 404
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SiLveRStaRLIGHT : I love Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club. I like Kingdom Hearts, Sims 3, The Last Remnant, Silent Hill, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Nana, all that stuff. I'm also a yaoi fan, which suggests that I support same-sex anything.

I guess you could say I'm a nerd. And before you comment on how I look, yes, I would say I'm not pretty, but not ugly as hell either; it's also not my fault that I didn't get the good GENETICS from my parents. I'm also 90 lbs, and 5 feet tall, so I'm not fat either.

I support people not being stubborn and closed-minded towards other people and their beliefs, hobbies, interests, religion, sexuality, and/or race. But there's always a handful of assholes who decide to pull the "Douchebag" trigger. Oh well.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT's favorite FMLs

Today, my little 7 and 6 year old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

#4175407
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (2480)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:01am - kids - by BadMurderer (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33439) - you deserved it (2150)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

#4159325
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43036) - you deserved it (6009)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

#4158502
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51018) - you deserved it (3443)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

#4158502
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51018) - you deserved it (3443)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

#4155445
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5605) - you deserved it (52940)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by bit - United States (Florida) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (50323)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employee's decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

#4142083
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9424) - you deserved it (52712)

On 07/29/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by Toast514 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML

#4116964
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44527) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/28/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by nothungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#4111292
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (22104)

On 07/28/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by porkfriedlife - United States

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

#4102567
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7317) - you deserved it (103525)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML

#4099565
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42887) - you deserved it (1741)

On 07/28/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by partypooper (man) - United States (California)

Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML

#4083142
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (19230)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by usafprog (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59261) - you deserved it (3319)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47458) - you deserved it (13022)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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