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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 229410
  • Number of comments : 404
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SiLveRStaRLIGHT : I love Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club. I like Kingdom Hearts, Sims 3, The Last Remnant, Silent Hill, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Nana, all that stuff. I'm also a yaoi fan, which suggests that I support same-sex anything.

I guess you could say I'm a nerd. And before you comment on how I look, yes, I would say I'm not pretty, but not ugly as hell either; it's also not my fault that I didn't get the good GENETICS from my parents. I'm also 90 lbs, and 5 feet tall, so I'm not fat either.

I support people not being stubborn and closed-minded towards other people and their beliefs, hobbies, interests, religion, sexuality, and/or race. But there's always a handful of assholes who decide to pull the "Douchebag" trigger. Oh well.

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Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (8749)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35068) - you deserved it (6923)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (7744)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38365) - you deserved it (22815)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42340) - you deserved it (22753)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31690) - you deserved it (7355)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

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