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Si123
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Si123 : Hi! I'm Sanna. I live in Scotland. I love reading books and I draw all the time - mostly doodling in school. I fricking HATE moths. I looove food. I'm sure I'll love you too. I love people who make me laugh too :D and (obviously) there's more to me that I didn't write because I don't know if you all care... so message me if you do and would like to get to know me! (if you're near my age) :)) ♍




If I don't reply to your message it's not that I don't like you. I'm either asleep - because of the time difference, i've not been on FML or I'm very busy...

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Si123's favorite FMLs

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25835) - you deserved it (1170)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

#21470038
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21769) - you deserved it (7988)

On 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm - work - by Joshua Sheldon (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

#21463909
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28070) - you deserved it (1627)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

#21463756
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (1795)

On 09/02/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30179) - you deserved it (1965)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (2263)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10616) - you deserved it (31421)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5791)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16972) - you deserved it (24935)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

#21352523
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (2377)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (7025)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40495) - you deserved it (9075)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52765) - you deserved it (3870)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

#21183828
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56416) - you deserved it (4913)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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