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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 2000 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Si123 : Hi! I'm Sanna. I live in Scotland. I love reading books, I draw all the time (mostly doodling in school) and I looove food. I'm sure I'll love you too :D and there's more to me that I didn't write because I don't know if you all care.... so message me if you do and would like to get to know me! (if you're kinda near my age) :))

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Si123's favorite FMLs

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (1815)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9809) - you deserved it (29233)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16172) - you deserved it (23766)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML


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On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm - misc - by Selina - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML


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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51010) - you deserved it (6454)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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