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Si123

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Si123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 613
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Si123 : Hi! I'm Sanna. I love reading books, I draw all the time (mostly doodling in school) and I looove food. I'm sure I'll love you too :D and there's more to me that I didn't write because I don't know if you all care.... so message me if you do and would like to get to know me(if you're kinda near my age) :))

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Visits<b>Wiringify</b> - yesterday at 3:19pm<b>YTfangirl</b> - yesterday at 1:47pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - yesterday at 6:40am<b>TheFeels</b> - yesterday at 6:32am<b>gis0392</b> - yesterday at 2:25am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:44pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:13am<b>singletrack18</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:33pm<b>suosi</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:18pm<b>rawr0720</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:12pm<b>Tander</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:16pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:58am<b>MartyMcFlyy</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:42pm<b>lola4455</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:25pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:26pm<b>Dynamite73</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:13am

Fucked!<b>Wiringify</b> - yesterday at 9:20pm<b>bubsenn</b> - yesterday at 12:51pm<b>suosi</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:18am<b>rawr0720</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:13am<b>muarif</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:57am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:39am<b>luna123</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:10pm<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Tander</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:55pm<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:26pm<b>StonerSongbird</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:56pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:09pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:38am<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:45am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:47am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:25pm<b>terspal</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:35pm<b>c_miller777</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:26pm

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Si123's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16106) - you deserved it (23643)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

#21352523
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37988) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40381) - you deserved it (6714)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65672) - you deserved it (32884)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29354) - you deserved it (18726)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14820) - you deserved it (33878)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

#14409585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (4190)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101412) - you deserved it (31176)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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