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About Si123 : Hi! I'm Sanna. I live in Scotland. I love reading books and I draw all the time - mostly doodling in school. I fricking HATE moths. I looove food. I'm sure I'll love you too. I love people who make me laugh too :D and (obviously) there's more to me that I didn't write because I don't know if you all care... so message me if you do and would like to get to know me! (if you're near my age) :)) ♍
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Friday 5 February 2016