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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38127) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML


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On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55132) - you deserved it (10984)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by MM - United States (Maine)

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