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Shmatterhorn

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Shmatterhorn

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ShmatterhornShmatterhorn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1966 (49 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6982
  • Number of comments : 321
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Shmatterhorn : anime fan, just looking for some fun

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Visits<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 5:11pm<b>UberMom</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 4:55am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:11am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:33am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:19pm<b>jamaarlove</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:21am<b>joco4</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:04am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 10:46pm<b>krfenton8</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:52am<b>AndesFults</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 11:13pm<b>CogadhTallon</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 2:00am<b>AyeJay101</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:47am<b>msizziec</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:42am<b>mds9986</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:34am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:39pm<b>Tyrez</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:11pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:06am<b>ThirteenThirteen</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:53am

Fucked!<b>UberMom</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:55am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:19am<b>joco4</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:04pm<b>AndesFults</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:13am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:40am<b>Crazion</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:06pm<b>GeneralMotors</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 8:13pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:37am<b>Idekanymore123</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:00am<b>kibster9</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 12:52am<b>Anushka</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:52am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:38pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:47pm<b>kimg0885</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:15pm<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 9:44pm<b>Akazuki</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 11:56pm<b>StillUsesMyspace</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:01pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 3:28am

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Shmatterhorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

#20860349
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41444) - you deserved it (13949)

On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FML

Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML

#20849955
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (3553)

On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

#20848839
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48845) - you deserved it (15922)

On 08/22/2013 at 1:31am - work - by Kingofbosses (man) - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

#20846305
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46267) - you deserved it (3123)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

#20827400
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44332) - you deserved it (5179)

On 08/08/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by ROBERT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML

#20827009
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43437) - you deserved it (5413)

On 08/08/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by go choke on a gonad (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

#20816836
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54575) - you deserved it (5918)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

#20814794
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71994) - you deserved it (6206)

On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

#20812476
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47065) - you deserved it (4771)

On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

Today, I called to confirm the appointment that I made over six months ago at the tattoo studio. Turns out my particular artist "doesn't work Tuesdays" and that they also miraculously have no record of my appointment, nor the cash deposit I had to put down. FML

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

#20811045
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45215) - you deserved it (3683)

On 07/30/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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