About Shilokitten666 : Heres what u need to know about me, im a merlin watching superwholockian that enjoys video games of all kinds. I have the cutest nerd boyfriend ever, he loves doctor who an sherlock and treats me like a princess!!!!!
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by Julie / 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Jane / 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by seriously? / 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML
by Iknoweverything / 12/22/2012 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2012 at 12:19pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
by SApprentice / 12/19/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
by junkie / 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 2:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by James / 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 12/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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