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Shayaan

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Shayaan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Shayaan : Hi! I'm 16. Baltimore Ravens & Syracuse University sports fan . Before you ask, no I do not wear contacts, and no I do not use mascara on my eyelashes -______- . I don't know what to say . Message me ? I'll always reply (:

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Shayaan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48444) - you deserved it (7862)

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