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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ShawtyBarnes : I'm Fun, I Have A Bf, But It's Kinda Complicated.
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Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML


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