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SharnaaaBanana

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SharnaaaBanana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1675
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About SharnaaaBanana : ~ 17 ~
Manliest girl you'll ever know

SharnaaaBanana's page activity

Visits<b>MrsJoHood</b> - yesterday at 10:46pm<b>YetiHugger</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:08pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>jerry_c</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:09pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:23pm<b>ClassyCow</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:41pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:48pm<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:45pm<b>bxjxj</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:04am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:23am<b>csd</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:07am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:58am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:23am<b>aj9319</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:19am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 6:48am<b>jadeleepenguin</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:39am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:14am

Fucked!<b>YetiHugger</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:39pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:41am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:52am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:52pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:40am

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SharnaaaBanana's favorite FMLs

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (2008)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (3416)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

#21350975
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32597) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (36184)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (2961)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44368) - you deserved it (2563)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
96 comments

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
106 comments

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33144) - you deserved it (4396)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

#21340022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30326) - you deserved it (3664)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (3093)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24468) - you deserved it (33249)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

#21307360
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35384) - you deserved it (2912)

On 11/28/2014 at 3:00am - misc - by stampslife - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

#21268339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43832) - you deserved it (4001)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (6826)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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