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ShannyAK

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ShannyAK

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  • Number of visits : 14804
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShannyAK : I love green day and other amazing bands. I lovee reading fmls (thats what I do everyday) for my entertainment and I love science! I think science is just the best thing in the entire world, it's just super interesting

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ShannyAK's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57641) - you deserved it (3608)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39669) - you deserved it (9247)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33897) - you deserved it (3837)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12364) - you deserved it (69819)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54390) - you deserved it (14163)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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