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ShannyAK

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ShannyAK

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  • Number of visits : 10894
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShannyAK : I love green day and other amazing bands. I lovee reading fmls (thats what I do everyday) for my entertainment and I love science! I think science is just the best thing in the entire world, it's just super interesting

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Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40066) - you deserved it (4391)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

#16862
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37643) - you deserved it (2974)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (10386)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16081) - you deserved it (46729)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

#4484
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62753) - you deserved it (7389)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (5214)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (29978)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

#2709
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (1849)

On 01/26/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Rothaar - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (4424)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42350) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (2494)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10545) - you deserved it (49781)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16858) - you deserved it (27947)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22756) - you deserved it (5870)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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