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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shannon98 : I'll look at your profile because I'm nosey

I've flown a plane what have you done?
Future pilot in the making

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29761) - you deserved it (2487)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43706) - you deserved it (12668)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm - health - by Ducati (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML


I agree, your life sucks (85110) - you deserved it (5855)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11871) - you deserved it (49778)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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