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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shannon98 : I'll look at your profile because I'm nosey
And I'm a fan of All types of Rock music ✌️

I've flown a plane what have you done?

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Liked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 1:02am<b>Zacky_Chan</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 11:29pm<b>TrAG3dY</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:59am<b>JustinWhitson</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 11:06pm<b>yahya7898</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 7:35pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Shannon98's favorite FMLs

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29115) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11832) - you deserved it (49697)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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