About Shaifhirboosh : I am one of the few girls I know that play WoW. Being a gamer is a way of life both genders should enjoy. I also believe being gay or being a lesbian is perfectly normal. Sorry guys, I have a beautiful girlfriend.
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Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
by soaked / 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML
by VMV / 02/01/2013 at 6:53pm / Spain (Catalonia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love
by PissyPants / 06/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
by Titi14 / 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
by tgstreaks / 04/23/2009 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
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