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Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 3:40pm - love - by Ann (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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