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About Shadowsofthedead : As interesting as I'm sure my life would be to you, I don't really wanna talk about it, so there.

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Today, I walked a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence, so I tried to talk to him. He just stared intently at my chest the whole time. FML

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML


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