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ShadowReiku

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ShadowReiku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1985
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 35 posted

About ShadowReiku : Your name is RACHAEL GREEN. You are TWENTY-ONE YEARS OLD.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for WRITING really terrible DARK CREATURE ROMANCE NOVELS, only without the GAY SPARKLING. You also enjoy making REALLY SHITTY LET'S PLAYS and putting them on YOUTUBE. You also enjoy participating in AWESOME ROLEPLAYS. Other INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK and various ANIMES. You also think that POKEMON is some pretty cool shit.

ShadowReiku's page activity

Visits<b>tgodluke</b> - 23 hours ago<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Sausageburger2</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:12pm<b>Raptor73242</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:38am<b>venomousflower</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:45pm<b>soccergirl2016</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:36am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:15pm<b>_Mango_Mango_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:30pm<b>DeexBoi88</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:17pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:30pm<b>obviouslywaffles</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:40am<b>jesuis_julie</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 2:49am<b>Metashock</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:21pm<b>themoodyronin</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:01pm<b>gabiabi1</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:14am<b>MeowMcMeowenson</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:21pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:23am<b>sivadnahtanoj</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:39pm

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Raptor73242</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:38pm<b>soccergirl2016</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:36pm<b>Metashock</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:22am<b>MeowMcMeowenson</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:21pm<b>Kielnmsoftly</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 12:48pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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ShadowReiku's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (3565)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (3565)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (3565)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (4200)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33302) - you deserved it (3501)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (73973)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45100) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (5642)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12019) - you deserved it (27650)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (4985)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66416) - you deserved it (18235)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11182) - you deserved it (40991)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242145) - you deserved it (82325)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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