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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2276
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 49 posted

About ShadowReiku : Your name is RACHAEL GREEN. You are TWENTY-ONE YEARS OLD.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for WRITING really terrible DARK CREATURE ROMANCE NOVELS, only without the GAY SPARKLING. You also enjoy making REALLY SHITTY LET'S PLAYS and putting them on YOUTUBE. You also enjoy participating in AWESOME ROLEPLAYS. Other INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK and various ANIMES. You also think that POKEMON is some pretty cool shit. You are a LESBIAN, and VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

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Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML


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On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48445) - you deserved it (5379)

On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home at 1am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML


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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

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