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ShadowReiku

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ShadowReiku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2353
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 54 posted

About ShadowReiku : Your name is RACHAEL GREEN. You are TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for WRITING really terrible DARK CREATURE ROMANCE NOVELS, only without the GAY SPARKLING. You also enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES, your current obsession being FALLOUT 4. You also enjoy participating in AWESOME ROLEPLAYS. Other INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK and various ANIMES. You also think that POKEMON is some pretty cool shit. You are a LESBIAN, and VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

ShadowReiku's page activity

Visits<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Solano2580</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:11pm<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:02am<b>bkmr</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:27am<b>Druu</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:28pm<b>DanMan9</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:12pm<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:18am<b>swanheart</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:58am<b>RS_Menace</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:06pm<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Shane557</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:53am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 9:44am<b>Starzak</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 12:35pm<b>max_dilbe</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:03am<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 11:54pm<b>kittykittyrun</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 8:14pm<b>KodiG</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:51pm<b>Ahaddad123</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:56pm

Fucked!<b>Solano2580</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:12pm<b>Druu</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:28am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:18am<b>swanheart</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:58pm<b>RS_Menace</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 2:06am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:18pm<b>kittykittyrun</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 2:14am<b>nemouisu</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 5:31pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:27pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 11:00pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 9:05am<b>KEYYUHHN</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 9:28am<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 8:43pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 8:42pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 12:30pm<b>bluejayfan02</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:16am

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ShadowReiku's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

#21503854
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (5451)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18551) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML

#21496646
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (2254)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27990) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27744) - you deserved it (8727)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

#21483767
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (3013)

On 10/24/2015 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31438) - you deserved it (5338)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

#21281374
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35701) - you deserved it (3561)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47740) - you deserved it (6198)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55215) - you deserved it (4814)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (5062)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

#20880120
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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