Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShadowLor : I could be your Columbine,
Your tragedy of wicked times;
Your trick and treat,
Your honeycomb,
But I am just your stepping stone,

I'll be the one to write you into, and out of, the story, but, as always, feel free to guess.

ShadowLor's page activity

Visits<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 5:06pm<b>swishy25</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:03pm<b>Bullock117</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 7:21pm<b>anikaelise</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 7:27am<b>ShirtlessWonder</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 9:44pm<b>Unused_Account13</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 7:08pm<b>kukumber</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:02pm<b>DerpAngel</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:00pm<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:41am<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 9:39am<b>PositiveElectron</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 6:04am<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:55pm<b>Droneman</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:11pm<b>happysmile987</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:46pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 11:25pm<b>silon5</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 4:12pm<b>Lillias</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 4:40pm

Fucked!<b>DerpAngel</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:01am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:41pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:39pm

ShadowLor's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of ShadowLor's badges

ShadowLor's favorite FMLs

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (1472)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (2156)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17957) - you deserved it (3462)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: