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About ShadowLor : I could be your Columbine,
Your tragedy of wicked times;
Your trick and treat,
But I am just your stepping stone,
I'll be the one to write you into, and out of, the story, but, as always, feel free to guess.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
Friday 27 November 2015