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Shadic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 91800
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shadic : My life is decent. I come here and see those who wish they could say the same. I don't comment much anymore because this userbase depresses me with the endlessness of human stupidity. I'm also a college student mostly done with getting his degree in Economics. Whoo.

Feel free to contact me:
AIM: XxShadicxX
MSN: minthras@hotmail.com

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Today, ma wife told me tat se wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive er for aving an affair. FML

#8007252
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46345) - you deserved it (3705)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63245) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mom admittd that her story about mah dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blockd his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talkd to mah dad for six yeres because of this. FML

#6590388
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49857) - you deserved it (2161)

On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up me with fir being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

#6414657
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43787) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting with a friend who movd back into town, an he told me about how he hookd up with a girl at a bar last night. I askd him if she was hot, he respondd "Yeah, I have a picture of her on phone." It was a picture of girlfriend. FML

#6388093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40013) - you deserved it (2407)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61580) - you deserved it (3773)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49713) - you deserved it (4744)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174912) - you deserved it (8960)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62755) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I lerend that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state 4 marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desre 4 sex, and we had gone 4 two yeres without it. FML

#4079911
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58245) - you deserved it (4390)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by imatool (man) - United States (Texas)

2day my wife gave me back my cameraic se took on vacation to visit er parents wit our 2-year old. I noticed te picture sequence ad big gaps in te numbering. I ran an undelete on te card, and found 80+ pictures of er naked wit anoter guy in er mom's bedroom. FML

#3792104
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93078) - you deserved it (4811)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a job selling knives . I had training for 11 hours . At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives . I paid the $145 . I went home and learned that it was a scam . I went back for a refund . They said no . FML

#3446185
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13447) - you deserved it (50017)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:19am - work - by Regina (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day it was my girlfriend's birthday!! To surprise her I told her that I was going away on business and could not be there on her birthday!! When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake she opens the door in her underwear beside a man in his boxers!! She was surprised!! big fat FML

#2754553
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81468) - you deserved it (6129)

On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145048)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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