About Sh3llBi3 : My name is shelbie :) I love to sing and being goofy :) I love watching movies and hanging out with friends. Music is my life its what makes me happy.
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by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
by deadman / 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/02/2013 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
by rejected / 04/13/2012 at 1:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
by hannahlorraine / 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
by Eric Moore / 09/25/2011 at 4:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…