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by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 1:28am / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
by stupid / 05/27/2013 at 7:16am / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/21/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
by je_regrette_tout / 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy
Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
by thegirlofthedad / 01/29/2013 at 4:48am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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