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SexyQueen0905

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SexyQueen0905

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8143
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.

- NOW AN OFFICIAL UCHICAGO STUDENT!!

-I'm a huge Queen fan. Completely obsessed. For example, my username has "Queen" in it and 0905 is the birthdate of the late Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen and my idol.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Italy and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- You will never find a firmer supporter of gay rights (who is not gay)

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39368) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (7489)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33102) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11160) - you deserved it (97670)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48429) - you deserved it (7833)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41276) - you deserved it (6304)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32260) - you deserved it (92330)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32260) - you deserved it (92330)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40696) - you deserved it (22800)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44574) - you deserved it (6286)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42944) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36312) - you deserved it (4364)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32227) - you deserved it (2990)

On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46370) - you deserved it (4876)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)



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