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SexyQueen0905

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11481
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.

- I attended a college ranked #4 by US News, so it's either Columbia, Stanford, or University of Chicago. I'll leave a little mystery. (Or rather, I'm proud of my school but don't want to give my location)

-I'm a huge Queen fan.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Spain and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

SexyQueen0905's page activity

Visits<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 9:47am<b>tengo</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 2:35pm<b>manofmerr</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 5:41am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 5:21pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 4:28pm<b>finatix</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 9:44am<b>_Adog2645</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 6:50am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 2:05pm<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 7:13pm<b>joco4</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 6:01am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 11:18am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 9:12pm<b>2simz</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 3:39pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:02am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:52am<b>Shoop687</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 3:26pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:51pm<b>jairolover</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 12:13am

Fucked!<b>tengo</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 8:36pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 11:22pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 10:28pm<b>_Adog2645</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 12:50pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 3:14am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 7:52am<b>CharlieViescas</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:55am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 6:09am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 4:20pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 11:45pm<b>Elban</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:57pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:43am<b>BWARD51</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Fmelikeuhateme</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:17pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:40pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:13pm<b>Neut</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:07am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:07am

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

by Lyingg / 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

by Lisa / 09/18/2011 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

by Hailey Antone / 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

by cargaljen / 08/07/2011 at 1:29am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous