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SexyQueen0905

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SexyQueen0905

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9282
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.

- I attended a college ranked #4 by US News, so it's either Columbia, Stanford, or University of Chicago. I'll leave a little mystery. (Or rather, I'm proud of my school but don't want to give my location)

-I'm a huge Queen fan.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Spain and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

SexyQueen0905's page activity

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32587) - you deserved it (4168)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (2433)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19396) - you deserved it (32765)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

#19158359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34065) - you deserved it (2685)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12500) - you deserved it (42934)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13192) - you deserved it (39970)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

#19115429
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9265) - you deserved it (24717)

On 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by queenbee12345678 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (5511)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (28003)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (9367) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (18920)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (3323)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27592) - you deserved it (4009)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17163) - you deserved it (24636)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57432) - you deserved it (3589)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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