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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11105
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.

- I attended a college ranked #4 by US News, so it's either Columbia, Stanford, or University of Chicago. I'll leave a little mystery. (Or rather, I'm proud of my school but don't want to give my location)

-I'm a huge Queen fan.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Spain and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

by DC / 02/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

by misc / 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

by Kevin / 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

by Ah hell / 01/31/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

by FailBear / 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

by john / 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

by killmyself / 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love