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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8942
  • Number of comments : 252
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.


-I'm a huge Queen fan. Completely obsessed. For example, my username has "Queen" in it and 0905 is the birthdate of the late Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen and my idol.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Italy and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- You will never find a firmer supporter of gay rights (who is not gay)

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

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Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML


Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML


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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML


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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 7:02am - work - by FireoftheFuture - United States

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML


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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 11:48am - misc - by lovingthis - United States (Florida)

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